I Don’t Break Hearts / I Break Calcium T‑Shirt — Funny Anatomy Med Student Tee

I don't break hearts. I break calcium.

On the front: a small dark-red heart and the line "I DON'T BREAK HEARTS." Sweet, almost romantic. Then you turn around. On the back: a cracked target and "I BREAK CALCIUM." Rota, lithotripsy or a non-compliant balloon at 24 atm, the method is up to you. The front is for the waiting room. The back is for the cath lab.

The 4.3 oz fabric is light and breathable, so it works for a morning list, the gym after work and Friday drinks. The classic crew cut keeps the silhouette clean and easy to layer. Side seams and shoulder tape hold the shape wash after wash. No underexpansion, ever.

Made for the cath lab.

Specs (pre-procedure checklist)

• Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton: comfortable all year, lead apron included
• Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention, less stretching
• Ribbed knit collar with seam, so it stays elastic
• DTF sleeve prints plus durable front and back graphics, crisp as a good angiogram
• Meets EU REACH standards, 2-year EU warranty, made in Honduras

Discharge instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 86°F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dry clean

Model images are AI-generated. The product is real — and so is the fit.

EU representative: ISPL

Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean